Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
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seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
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I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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