take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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