I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I think people are normalizing furries
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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