I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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