Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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