I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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