But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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