But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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