I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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