I want you more than these girls want KFC
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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