yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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