Well apparently he's into motor boating.
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
he shaved USA in his pubs
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Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
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its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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