Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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