i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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