Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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