i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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