i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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