On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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