If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
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just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
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I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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