the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
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I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
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Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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