Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
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all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
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We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
So much Jack, so little girl.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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