I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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