I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
My breasts were aching with rage.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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