the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
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I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
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Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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