we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
People with herpes should wear stickers.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
they're like a gay fantastic four
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
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