She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
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Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
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Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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