You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
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I think this baby is eyeing my beer
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
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How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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