Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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