this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
operation have a gay friend backfired
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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