you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Randomize
