I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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