You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
the night ended with taco bell and tears
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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