Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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