we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
