I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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