Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize
