did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
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One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
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Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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