I don't think brook has ever known best
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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