I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
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