Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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