How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
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My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize