question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
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I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
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I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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