The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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