Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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