he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
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I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
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I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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