If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
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Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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