Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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