Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Plan B is the new Plan A
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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