i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
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The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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