Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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