Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
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that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
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i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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