Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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