dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
bring money and cleavage
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
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girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
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i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
What happened to fro yo and sex?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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