so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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